You are only as strong as the table you dance on

Euro tour 2009: giant aper, tiny centerfold and moby dick's offspring

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The Apers Newsletter June 2009
It’s almost summer and your favorite Dutch punkrockers are on top of their game! A new record, shows in the Benelux, Europe and the USA, what more could you ask for? Read on and spread the word.
1. The new record on Asian Man
2. USA East Coast Tour
3. Rotterdam Record Release Party
4. European Tour November 2009
5. Monster Zero
6. Tourdates

The new record on Asian Man!
Our 5th full length record “You Are Only As Strong As The Table You Dance On” will be released on July 3rd in Europe. In the USA it… read on ›

New Apers record out June 23rd on Asian Man Records!
Hey hey everybody!
Kevin Aper with some great news. The new record by The Apers will be released on June 23rd 2009 by Asian Man Records! The record will be called "You Are Only As Strong As The Table You Dance On" and will contain 13 brand new Apers tunes, recorded at Excess Studio in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. Merel Schaap of Bat Bites fame is doing the artwork together with Ivo.
To celebrate the release of the new record The Apers will visit the USA for shows with The Guts from New Hampshire, including a performance at the Insubordinatio… read on ›

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